Think you would
make a good internet dater? Or think you would be lousy at it? Well, in the
latest in a our series of dating tests, we find out just how suitable you
are to date on the internet! Just answer the questions below!
1. How often do you use the internet... be honest! |
I practically live on
the thing!
At least once a day
Couple of times a week
Only very occasionally
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2. Do you like to meet people in bars or
nightclubs? |
Nope, can't stand the
rejection.
Nope, I can never
manage to find anyone I like that likes me.
Yep, love it! Can't
beat the thrill of talking to someone I like!
Yes, but I wish there
was other ways to meet people.
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3. How flirty are you? |
I flirt so much that
flirt is my middle name!
Give me a few beers
and I can be flirty as hell!
I am usually pretty
shy around people I don't know.
I would flirt, if only
I knew how!
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4. How good are you at selling yourself to
people? |
I once sold 100 tons of
snow to an eskimo! I'm that good.
Well, I know how to put
a good creative spin on myself!
My favorite line is,
"Hi I am really fat and spotty, nice to meet you"
Never really tried
selling myself - don't like the sound of it!
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5. Do you have a webcam? |
Yep, use it all the
time and have loads of photos of me!
Yep, but don't really
know how to use it.
No, but I am thinking
about getting one.
Nope, don't want one
either, they are for weirdos!
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6. Do you like going on blind
dates? |
Yep, love them! You
never know what is going to happen!
Yeah, I do like them,
but I would prefer to see a photo of them first!
Blind dates are for
losers/the ugly/geeks/blind people.
Don't
like them - I get too scared and nervous!
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7. An ideal night is spent... |
...surfing
the internet!
...playing
the latest 'blood fest' computer game till 4am.
...getting
crazy-ass drunk and meeting new people in a bar.
...going
for dinner and then watching a movie.
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8. Do you like meeting new people? |
What's the word for
being really scared of people... that's me!
I love meeting and
flirting with new people - I could never settle down!
Sure, I wouldn't mind
meeting a new friend or two.
Everyone sucks!
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9. Do you use crappy pick up lines? |
So.... how about you
and me babe? *wink wink*
Only when then
time/person is right!
I would use them, but I
think they are too tacky.
I get too shy and
embarrassed to use them!
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10.
How geeky or nerdy are you? |
Have I told you about my
great star trek collection yet?
I like to beat up nerds
or geeks... can't stand them!
Well, I guess I do use
the internet far too much... but I am not a nerd!
Why the hell does that
matter? (translation: you're a closet geek/nerd)
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